MOUCHETTE...I LOVE YOU!...
YOU ARE TOO CLEVER FOR WORDS.
I DREAMT THAT ONE DAY I WOULD FIND YOU...I MUST CONFESS THAT I ALMOST GAVE UP...YOU LEAD ME ASTRAY WITH YOUR INGENIOUS CLAIM OF RESIDING IN AMSTERDAM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY MONTHS I SPENT LOOKING FOR YOU?
I WAS FULL OF DESPAIR UNTILL I RECEIVED YOUR FANCLUB@MOUCHETTE.ORG EMAIL ABOUT THE DREADED POWER PLANT PRESENTATION IN TORONTO. ALL OF THE SUDDEN IT MADE SENSE...YOU ARE FRENCH CANADIAN!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG...PERHAPS ITS A CERTAIN SENSIBILITY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WEBSITE...(THE FRENCH/ENGLISH THING IS A BIT OF A GIVEAWAY TOO). OF COURSE I DID NOT FALL FOR YOUR STATEMENT "People seemed offended that a white middle-aged man would play with issues of femininity and child abuse."
I THINK I UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTIVES FOR PRETENDING TO BE A 'MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN'...OR FOR THAT MATTER A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM FRANCE LIVING IN AMSTERDAM...THAN WHO YOU REALLY ARE...A 13 YEAR OLD BLACK GIRL FROM HAITI LIVING IN AN UNGLAMOUROUS NEIGHBOURHOOD IN A METROPOLIS BY A POLLUTED GREAT LAKE; TORONTO.

I OFTEN WONDER WHY YOU ARE PREOCCUPIED WITH SUICIDE . I SEE NOW THAT PERHAPS ITS ENVIRONMENTAL...YOU MAY FEEL THAT THERE IS NOT MUCH HOPE FOR SOMEONE WHO IS UNDERPRIVILIGED IN A PLACE CONTROLLED BY WHITE MALE CONSERVATIVES WHO UNDERMINE SOCIAL SERVICES AND EDUCATION. IVE SPOKEN WITH OTHER STUDENTS IN THIS PROVINCE AND SENSE THERE IS AN ENORMOUS AMOUNTOF STRESS REGARDING THEIR FUTURE. SINCE I LOVE YOU MOUCHETTE I'VE DECIDED TO START A COLLEGE FUND ON YOUR BEHALF. YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT I'VE BEEN TAKING YOUR PICTURE IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE CITY. DONT WORRY IM NOT A STALKER... I SIMPLY WANT TO KEEP YOUR IMAGE CLOSE TO MY HEART. ONE DAY I SAW YOUR SWIM SUIT FALL OUT OF YOUR BAG OUTSIDE OF THE POOL ON DUNDAS STREET...INSTEAD OF RETURNING IT TO YOU I'VE DECIDED TO AUCTION IT ON E.BAY TO RAISE MONEY FOR YOUR EDUCATION. YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE SUPPORT NETWORK OF FANS AROUND THE WORLD WHO IM SURE WILL HELP. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO HATE YOU...THEY ARE HOPELESSLY DISTURBED AND THE ONLY ONES THEY ARE HURTING ARE THEMSELVES. AS MORRISEY FROM THE SMITHS SAID, 'IT TAKES STRENGTH TO BE GENTLE AND KIND.'

*bisou*
-jd